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Dear Life: March 20
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Dear Life, I think the people at The Cord need to stop being so ignorant and biased and stop hating on the Students’ Union. Cord, I challenge you to actually post this. Sincerely, WLUSU Dear Life, Why do roommates have to be such bitches when you move in during the last year of school?…
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Dear Life: March 13
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Dear Life, The Tim Horton’s line up in the Science Building sure is long, but it’s all worth it when I see my favourite cashier Bernarda at the counter. Not only does she make the best hot drinks but she is also the sweetest lady in the world! Sincerely, Worth the wait Dear Life, An…
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Dear Life: March 6, 2013
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Dear Life, An ode to whiskey dick: Whiskey dick, whiskey dick Thou art so bittersweet, Whiskey dick, whiskey dick I’d beat ya meat. Whiskey dick, whiskey dick You troublesome foe, Whiskey dick, whiskey dick Saves me from actin’ a hoe Sincerely, I’LL TAKE YA DICK Dear Life, When I go to do a survey that…
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Dear Life: Reading week edition
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Dear Life, At least last year, when ”Sh** ___ say” was the overdone YouTube craze, it was mildly comical. Sincerely, Harlem Shake provides me with no entertainment value Dear Life, Last Thursday I lost the most precious valuable in the world to me on campus. No it was not my phone, not my wallet,…
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Dear Life: Feb. 13
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Dear Life, Today the Starbucks line was faster than the Hub line. Sincerely, I’d much rather wait for coffee than photocopies Dear Life, If I hear the “Gangnam Style” song one more time in the Concourse, I may have to bust a — move and kill myself at the same time. Sincerely, The girl who…
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Dear Life: Feb. 6, 2013
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Dear Life, I am astounded today with the number of people who don’t have any manners. It seems as if every generation is slowly losing respect for one another. When I say “hi” to someone and we make eye contact, and they don’t say anything and simply walk away, I think to myself “Their parents…
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Dear Life: Jan. 30
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Dear Life, I love underlying tension between WLUSU and everyone else during the election season. Everyone hates everyone but are trying to play nice. Thanks for the entertainment guys. Sincerely, Sitting back and enjoying it Dear Life, Stopping in the woods on a snowy evening, my butt froze to the seat of the sleigh. It’s…
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Dear Life: January 23, 2013
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Dear Life is your opportunity to write a letter to your life, allowing you to vent your anger with life’s little frustrations in a completely public forum. All submissions to Dear Life are anonymous, should be no longer than 100 words and must be addressed to your life. Submissions can be sent to dearlife@thecord.ca no…
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Dear Life: January 15, 2013
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Dear Arts Department, Could you start your round of early acceptances already? Pretty please with a cherry on top! Sincerely, Desperately want to be accepted Dear Laurier Why do profs take so long to upgrade your marks to LORIS? They don’t seem official till they are on there. Sincerely, Student that is still waiting…
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Dear Life: Dec. 13
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Dear Neighbour boys, Do you even go to school? You blast your music for hours on end. Don’t you know people have exams? Shut the fuck up. Sincerely, Fir Street bitties Dear Ex-Lover, You have forever ruined Mumford and Sons for me. Sincerely, Why is our sex song always on the radio? DEAR…
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