Category: Life

Jan 26, 2011

Dear Life, When will this school invest in a proper workout center for the 16,000 people that go to this school — not the 3 students that enrolled in 1911 And, can the city of...

Jan. 19, 2011

Dear Life, I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school, I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be...

Jan. 12, 2011

Dear Life, Why are first years always complaining The Science Building has always been cold, the Terrace has always given terrible service, and the hours of businesses have...

Dec. 1, 2010

Dear Life, Have you seen the guys at our school this month I can not get over how many have grown their “staches” for such an amazing cause! Kudos to all of you for raising...

Nov. 24, 2010

Dear Life, I want to scream a big and fat "F YOU!" to the Faculty of Music for messing up my life royally in the last 3 years and 2 months- and 5 more months of it is on the...

Nov. 17, 2010

Dear Life, You seem to going well right now Strange Sincerely, Waiting for something bad to happen soon Dear Life, Where does one of the chairs of LUCK get off saying that...

Nov. 10, 2010

Dear Life, I am 21 years old and the only thing I am confident about is when somebody says, Dude Smell my fingers! You should politely say, No thank you! Sincerely, Not funny...

Nov. 3, 2010

Dear Life, My generous finance prof was going to move our weekly quiz from Friday to Saturday so we didn’t have to write it the same day as our accounting midterm But some...

Oct. 27, 2010

Dear life, Why can’t the campus Starbucks ever get my order right After waiting forever for a $485 vanilla soy latte and then taking half an hour to find a fucking spot to...

Oct. 20, 2010

Dear Life, Do you ever feel like you are at school in North Korea People always yell at me for walking on the hawk Think about it, the hawk is the statue of Kim Jong-il and the...