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Dear Life, Shut the fuck up about leggings. Itโs fucking clothing. How about you all worry about bigger things like feeding the fucking homeless
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Dear Life, Why are some of the guys at Laurier sporting mullets? Sincerely, Donโt they know thatโs just gross Dear Life, Note to psychology
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Dear Life, What the fuck Laurier. Get your internet shit together. I have been in class for two fucking weeks and so far I
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Dear Life, What is the logic in having a fire drill on a morning while itโs pouring rain? I walked around damp and miserable
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Hot like Johnny Depp: The Naga jolokia was certified by Guinness World Records as being 400 times hotter than Tabasco sauce. It is generally
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Dear Life, The WLU bookstore no longer accepts OneCard. What if the souvenir shop at the Royal Canadian Mint didnโt accept Canadian cash? Sincerely,
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-Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen -Heart of Darkness, Joseph Conrad -Guns, Germs and Steel, Jared Diamond -1984, George Orwell -The Communist Manifesto, Karl Marx
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Dear Life, I am ashamed by and disappointed in some of the students here at Laurier. I am thoroughly disgusted by the amount of


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