June 30, 2010

Dear Life,

The WLU bookstore no longer accepts OneCard. What if the souvenir shop at the Royal Canadian Mint didn’t accept Canadian cash?

Sincerely,
Confused

Dear Life,

How did you let me catch a cold in June?

Sincerely,
It’s not winter

Dear Life,

Why is it necessary to destroy the Toronto downtown core? You have no great struggle to look forward to, your life is perfect and this makes you angry, I get it. Just next time you want to wreak some havoc turn on the X-box mommy bought you and play some GTA. That way you’ll spare honest hardworking people the misery you caused.

Sincerely,
Has lived more in the past five years than you ever will in your lifetime

Dear Life,

That ball was totally in.

Sincerely,
Instant replay next World Cup

Dear Life,

Remember when we used to be cool and go out all the time? Now we work all the time. Please bring back the old us.

Sincerely,
Workaholic

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