Nov. 17, 2010

Dear Life,

You seem to going well right now. Strange.

Sincerely,

Waiting for something bad to happen soon

Dear Life,

Where does one of the chairs of L.U.C.K. get off saying that “Movember is just an excuse for all guys to show how lazy they are and there are better way to raise money for cancer” I would rather grow a mustache than buy one of your fucking cookies anyday.

Sincerely

Just because you won’t get man cancer doesn’t mean it’s not an issue, get over yourself

Dear Stressed,

Feeling overwhelmed with life is a normal experience and you are not alone in feeling this way. If you feel like you can’t get up in the morning, just remember Peer Help Line is available from 4pm-2am 7 days a week (884-7337).

Counseling Services is located across from Health Services too and they can give you that boost of encouragement, and talk you through your troubles! Laurier Secrets is an excellent way to share, but don’t forget about PHL and Counseling Services – they will keep your secret and be a great listening ear.

Love,

Someone Who Cares

Dear Life,

This is a friendly ‘who the fuck do you think you are Kardinal Offishall hater?’ The A-Team puts the A in AWESOME and is responsible for all the AWESOME events that we have here at Laurier. So if you think you have a better shot at getting celebrities like KE$HA to come to Laurier then by all means we look forward to seeing her debut at the Turret.
P.S. – if you don’t dig Kardinal Offishall check out Lights.

Sincerely,

Unbelievable

Dear Life,

Why is it that whenever I try to throw things in the garbage in the dining hall, it is OVERFLOWING with take-out containers?

Sincerely,

If you get your food “to go”, you should really go somewhere

Dear Life,

I’m so happy the Cord has been bringing humour to serious issues through hilarious headlines. First “Who’s Replacing Hu?” and now “Wireless Unplugged”!!!!!

Sincerely,

Don’t stop the “punny” headlines, fuckheads

Dear Life,

Why is everybody being such a Negative Nancy?!?

Sincerely,

Thank God I didn’t take a ride on the Bitter Bus!!
PS. The flags in the DH are AWESOME!!

Dear Life,

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch.

Sincerely,

Bitch.

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