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Dear Life – Dec 2, 2015

Dear Life, Apparently an inside joke about playing make-believe Hunger Games is worth 2 pages of a newspaper. Sincerely, Can I get a refund on that student fee? Dear Life, Why don’t you ever take me out for dinner? You know I like to be wined and dined before being fucked! Sincerely, Not Impressed Dear Cord, Sudokus are great, but […]

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Dear Life – Nov 11 2015

Dear Professor, We’ve submitted two very small assignments, and still have no grades in this class. The deadline to drop without failure is in a week. You lack a sense of urgency. Sincerely, How is this allowed? Dear Life, Why do you penalize me a whole letter grade for one little mistake in citations? Do you really think I will […]

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Dear Life – November 4, 2015

Dear BU283 Profs, How about instead of having to curve all your exams, you don’t rely on technology to do everything for you and actually give students marks for the work they do, not just their final answer. Sincerely, CFO is bullshit Dear Life, While the waitress at Frat Burger meant well by telling me I can place a take […]

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Dear Life – Oct 28, 2015

Dear Life, Can we just talk about how amazing the Food Bank is, didn’t think I would have time to do groceries with all these midterms and they are just totally saving me from starving. Don’t know what I’d do without the services at this school! Sincerely, A no-longer-hungry-hawk Dear first year business kids, Shut the fuck up Sincerely, if […]

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‘Dear Life’ for April 2

‘Dear Life’ for April 2

Dear Life, I don’t call my country a cunt, so please don’t call my Fraternity a frat. Sincerely, Sorry About The Vulgarity Dear Life, I should’ve learned some Hindi when I had the chance. I love English, but would’ve been cool if I knew two languages. Sincerely, Speak it well, can barely read it or write it. Dear Sensitivity, I’m […]

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Dear Life: Feb. 26

Dear Life, My stalker’s on Foot Patrol. The terrible feeling of not being safe on campus never really goes away, but talking to the Dean of Students and Special Constables does help. Sincerely, I thought I was the only one Dear life, It’s been two weeks and I still can’t find that cute girl who complemented my scarf as we […]

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Dear Life: January 22 edition

Dear Life: January 22 edition

An enormous thank you to the girl who found my phone on Thursday and returned it to me in Bricker. Please never stop being awesome! Sincerely, Sorry if I Embarrassed You in Front of Your Class, But They Need to Know How Much You Rock   Dear Life, I am very grateful for the new renovations that have been done […]

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Dear Life: May Edition

Dear Life: May Edition

Dear Life, When I was in first year, the Cord-O-Scopes were one of the best parts of the Cord. Four years have passed since then, and they’ve become apointless, unfunny list of insults and are in fact worse than the stupidest psycho ex-lovers’ Dear Life contributions. Sincerely, Mars is passed out in the frat house and your penis is in […]

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Dear Life: Exam Edition

Dear Life: Exam Edition

Dear Life, Life… I really wouldn’t mind some lemons right about now. Sincerely, I need a job   Dear Life, I recently realized I am paying a significant amount of money to fund the AC and its management. Whoever hired the contracting company that employs mentally defective people to smoke cigarettes, drink coffee, sexually harass Laurier women, and render the […]

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Dear Life: April 3, 2013

Dear Life: April 3, 2013

Dear Life, Why do the people with the least commitment levels and who do the least amount of work get the most recognition? Sincerely, I actually did all of that Dear Life, I’m mildly upset that there is no rabbit at Easter dinner this year. Sincerely, Can’t eat the Easter bunny Dear Life, So you are talking in the library, […]

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