Dear BU283 Profs,
How about instead of having to curve all your exams, you don’t rely on technology to do everything for you and actually give students marks for the work they do, not just their final answer.
Sincerely,
CFO is bullshit
Dear Life,
While the waitress at Frat Burger meant well by telling me I can place a take out order as plain despite the sign that says “no modifications”, it becomes pointless when I receive my burger with all the stuff on it anyways.
Sincerely,
Picky eater who is now too far away to go return it
Dear PRISMRESOURCES,
Why would you let your front desk attendant serve a customer while wearing ear phones?
Sincerely,
I thought you pride yourselves in customer service
Dear Life,
Hello,
It’s me. I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet to go over everything. They say that time’s supposed to heal ya, but I ain’t done much healing.
Hello, can you hear me? I’m in California dreaming about who we used to be, when we were younger and free. I’ve forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet. There’s such a difference between us and a million miles.
Hello…
Sincerely,
From the other side
Dear Life,
Our boy JT is getting sworn in today as Canada’s sexiest Prime Minister.
Sincerely,
#WeeklyReminders
Dear Life,
Why do people think trashing someone’s house makes a party cooler?
Sincerely,
You’re still a douchebag
Dear Life,
Why do I have to get inspired by the topic of my paper proposal 4 hours before its due. All I want to do is read the 6 books I just took out of the library but I have to write this proposal being like, “ideas are cool, I need to read more of them”.
Sincerely,
Ti-i-ime is (not) on my side, yes it is!
Dear Friends,
Saying “you don’t have anything to be depressed or sad about, your life is great.” That’s like saying “what do you mean you have asthma? There’s so much air in here”.
Please don’t make me feel any worse than I already do.
If I’m reaching out to you it’s because I’m scared and need someone.
Sincerely,
Relapsing
Dear Relapsing,
Don’t be scared. Depression can hurt, but you’re sick, not weak.
Sincerely,
A concerned Cord editor
Dear Life,
I am destined to live in a wine cellar with a horde of cats
Why don’t you like me?
Sincerely,
Cat Lady
Dear Canada,
JT got sworn in today as PM, and we all swooned collectively
Sincerely,
#WeeklyReminders
Dear Life,
Got any gluten-free recipes for leftover inner turmoil?
Sincerely,
Baguette me out of here
Dear Life,
To all the gay guys out there who are in the closet… You’re missing out.
Sincerely,
What’s good
Dear Life,
floorcest – it’s a way of life
Sincerely,
Your floor-mate