Dear BU283 Profs,
How about instead of having to curve all your exams, you donโt rely on technology to do everything for you and actually give students marks for the work they do, not just their final answer.
Sincerely,
CFO is bullshit
Dear Life,
While the waitress at Frat Burger meant well by telling me I can place a take out order as plain despite the sign that says โno modificationsโ, it becomes pointless when I receive my burger with all the stuff on it anyways.
Sincerely,
Picky eater who is now too far away to go return it
Dear PRISMRESOURCES,
Why would you let your front desk attendant serve a customer while wearing ear phones?
Sincerely,
I thought you pride yourselves in customer service
Dear Life,
Hello,
Itโs me. I was wondering if after all these years youโd like to meet to go over everything. They say that timeโs supposed to heal ya, but I ainโt done much healing.
Hello, can you hear me? Iโm in California dreaming about who we used to be, when we were younger and free. Iโve forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet. Thereโs such a difference between us and a million miles.
Helloโฆ
Sincerely,
From the other side
Dear Life,
Our boy JT is getting sworn in today as Canadaโs sexiest Prime Minister.
Sincerely,
#WeeklyReminders
Dear Life,
Why do people think trashing someoneโs house makes a party cooler?
Sincerely,
Youโre still a douchebag
Dear Life,
Why do I have to get inspired by the topic of my paper proposal 4 hours before its due. All I want to do is read the 6 books I just took out of the library but I have to write this proposal being like, โideas are cool, I need to read more of themโ.
Sincerely,
Ti-i-ime is (not) on my side, yes it is!
Dear Friends,
Saying โyou donโt have anything to be depressed or sad about, your life is great.โ Thatโs like saying โwhat do you mean you have asthma? Thereโs so much air in hereโ.
Please donโt make me feel any worse than I already do.
If Iโm reaching out to you itโs because Iโm scared and need someone.
Sincerely,
Relapsing
Dear Relapsing,
Donโt be scared. Depression can hurt, but youโre sick, not weak.
Sincerely,
A concerned Cord editor
Dear Life,
I am destined to live in a wine cellar with a horde of cats
Why donโt you like me?
Sincerely,
Cat Lady
Dear Canada,
JT got sworn in today as PM, and we all swooned collectively
Sincerely,
#WeeklyReminders
Dear Life,
Got any gluten-free recipes for leftover inner turmoil?
Sincerely,
Baguette me out of here
Dear Life,
To all the gay guys out there who are in the closetโฆ Youโre missing out.
Sincerely,
Whatโs good
Dear Life,
floorcest โ itโs a way of life
Sincerely,
Your floor-mate
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