Dear Life – Dec 2, 2015

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Dear Life,

Apparently an inside joke about playing make-believe Hunger Games is worth 2 pages of a newspaper.

Sincerely,

Can I get a refund on that student fee?

Dear Life,

Why don’t you ever take me out for dinner? You know I like to be wined and dined before being fucked!

Sincerely,

Not Impressed

Dear Cord,

Sudokus are great, but where are the crosswords?

Sincerely,

I like UW’s paper better

Dear Life,

Running for Students’ Union President in February. Campaigning on a platform of drilling Glory Holes into all offices. Rationale? Subjectivity.

Sincerely,

No Guts all glory

Dear Life,

You truly don’t appreciate what you have until it’s gone. I’m loving my experience abroad and everything but looking at Spotted at Laurier and pictures and posts from friends on campus is making me miss my hawk fam a lot! Looking forward to coming back in September, but meanwhile, take care my hawks.

Sincerely,

A Hawk Abroad

Dear Life,

It’s really cruel that you give me social anxiety and make me fat.

Sincerely,

The gym is scary

Dear fuckboys,

Stop making girls fall for you when you have no intention of ever taking things further.

Sincerely,

Date me

Dear Life,

So here’s the earth ROUND.

Sincerely,

End of ze world

Dear Life,

Here’s a llama, there’s a llama and another little llama. Funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama llama duck.

Did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama.

Sincerely,

Alpaca.

Dear Life,

We don’t like paintings. Yuk.

BUT WE LOVE ROCKS!

Sincerely,

I just did a whole eight ball

Dear Life,

I take back all the complaining about how writing essays suck and how university is ~so hard.~ You know what’s hard? EIGHT FUCKING CLASSES AND GROUP ASSIGNMENTS IN ALL OF THEM.

Sincerely,

I miss being a Golden Hawk

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