Dear Professor,
We’ve submitted two very small assignments, and still have no grades in this class. The deadline to drop without failure is in a week. You lack a sense of urgency.
Sincerely,
How is this allowed?
Dear Life,
Why do you penalize me a whole letter grade for one little mistake in citations?
Do you really think I will be doing a lot of citing while working at Chapters?
You know, there really are more important things in life to worry about.
Sincerely,
where do i place that comma?
Dear Life,
Sometimes, trust is really hard to get back. It’s going to take a little more work.
Sincerely,
I’m not as bad of a person as you think I am.
Dear Life,
Hey
I just noticed I can get a bottle of water on campus again.
We make such a fuss about ‘doing the right thing’ when we decide not to allow anyone to sell water on campus and no fuss at all when we backtrack.
Sincerely,
the spin is everywhere
Dear Running Boy with Laptop,
You ran after me while I was in my own little world, I thought maybe you just needed directions and was very surprised when you said that I had caught your attention and you just had to talk to me and get my number. You said two things that I want to address. One was “call me desperate” the other was “I’m confused” in response to my answer.
First, you are not desperate. It took a lot of courage to go up to a girl you don’t know, ask for her number and risk rejection. Good for you! I respect that bravery and I sincerely meant when I said I was flattered and appreciated it.
Second though is you need to respect my answer and receive my reasoning without objection. I genuinely have a boyfriend of 3 years. I felt it was my obligation as a committed girlfriend to tell you this and move on. What is confusing about that? Don’t assume I’m lying to get rid of you. Please know that I respected your courage but you need to respect my answer.
Sincerely,
Why can’t we be friends?
Dear Life,
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely
And you’re never coming round
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the sound of my tears
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit nervous
That the best of all the years have gone by
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified
And then I see the fuckin look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, fuckin every now and then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart
And I need you now tonight
And I fuckin need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight
We’ll be holding on forever
And we’ll only be making it right
‘Cause we’ll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)
I don’t know what to do and I’m always in the dark
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I’m only falling apart
And there’s nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there’s only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
Turnaround bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart
And I need you now tonight (And I need you now)
And I need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight (And if you only)
We’ll be holding on forever
And we’ll only be making it right (‘Cause we’ll never be wrong)
‘Cause we’ll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)
I don’t know what to do and I’m always in the dark
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I’m only falling apart
And there’s nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
A total eclipse of the heart
A total eclipse of the heart
Turn around bright eyes
Sincerely,
the Great White Buffalo- still roaming the pastures of your life
Dear Student Union coordinators,
Your passion and dedication to Laurier students does not go unnoticed. You are appreciated. Keep doing you.
Sincerely,
Not a rodent
Dear drivers,
Blinds spots aren’t a myth, they actually exist so PLEASE FUCKING CHECK YOURS BEFORE YOU NEARLY RAM INTO MY CAR. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Eyeballs exist for a reason
Dear Yang,
Why you hatin’?
Sincerely,
embrace your last name