Wisdom disconnect: March 10, 2010

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Was Darwin wrong?: There is a creationist museum in Kentucky founded on the belief that dinosaurs and humans co-existed. According to exhibits in the museum, dinosaurs lived in the Garden of Eden, were on Noahโ€™s Ark and refrained from eating other animals (they were vegans) until Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge.

In the name of soccer ball, the hockey puck: Evolutionary psychologist Nigel Barber, PhD suggests that sport might be a suitable substitute for religion. Some common features in sport and religion include dedication, ritual, sacrifice, spirit and celebration.

But can he dunk?: In 2000, Pope John Paul II became an honorary Harlem Globetrotter. He was presented with a signed basketball and his own jersey, #75, representing the Globetrotters 75th anniversary.

May the force be with you: Jedi is an official religion. Followers of Jedi believe in a single universal force that connects all things and that morality is innate. There are an estimated 70,000 Jedi followers in Australia.

How about โ€œnoโ€?: The Church of Euthanasia hopes to restore the balance between humans and other species. This political organization encourages suicide, abortion and sex without the intention of procreation. Their slogans include โ€œsave the planet, kill yourselfโ€ and โ€œeat a queer fetus for Jesus.โ€ They are extremely, yet intentionally, confrontational.

Shut up and eat your pasta: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster contends that there is a god made of noodles and meatballs. Some claim that this religion is โ€œfakeโ€ and intended to point out the silliness of other religions. This is a mistake. According to their website, โ€œAnything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.โ€ They get a lot of hate mail.

A wise man once said
โ€œAnd then God created Saturn โ€ฆ and he liked it so he put a ring on it.โ€ โ€“Unknown


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