Music is an essential part of life. We all listen to it; whether itโs a playlist you made, music on the radio, or the background music at a party. Itโs inescapable. At the same time, most of us arenโt going to take the time to analyze the lyrics to our favourite songs; we get enough of that in class. For many songs, underneath the catchy beats are lyrics that are complete nonsense.
Sucker for Pain: Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, and Imagine Dragons ft. Logic, Ty Dolla Sign and X Ambassadors
โTongue kiss a shark, got jealous bitches up in the boat
Eating peanut butter and jelly fishes on toast
And if I get stung I get stoked, might choke
Like I chewed a chunk of charcoal
Naked in the North Poleโ
This song, showcased in the popular movie Suicide Squad, was etched in the minds of fans. With so many contributing artists, itโs reasonable to believe theyโd all be on the same page. However, Lil Wayneโs verse is where it gets really weird. Iโm honestly not sure what he was going for here and based on the context of the song, it could be anything.
But please Lil Wayne, donโt tongue kiss a shark or get naked in the North Pole. Thereโs no way thatโll turn out well.
Starboy: The Weeknd
โHouse so empty, need a centerpiece
20 racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face man I love my babyโ
Starboy recently reached #2 on Canadian Billboard charts and if youโve been anywhere lately, youโve probably heard it. However, it seems like you need to be fluent in another language to understand the lyrics. I feel like most of us at Laurier live a life far detached from that of The Weeknd. Letโs be honest, weโre all pretty sure that this song is about drugs. What about those drugs, however, I need a translator to find out.
Break Free: Ariana Grande ft. Zedd
โI only wanna die alive
Never by the hands of a broken heart
I donโt wanna hear you lie tonight
Now that Iโve become who I really areโ
Iโm very curious as to what Ariana Grande was thinking when she agreed to sing this. As far as Iโm aware, thereโs no way to โdie alive.โ Please share your secrets if youโve discovered something different. And who are you really, Ariana? Why couldnโt you just use the word โam.โ It wouldโve taken up the exact same amount of time and it wouldโve made fewer English students cry.
Sheโs said before that she was hesitant to use these lyrics, but her producers thought it would be funny.
Set Fire to the Rain: Adele
โBut I set fire to the rain,
Watched it pour as I touched your face,
Well, it burned while I cried
โCause I heard it screaming out your nameโ
This song is often overshadowed by Adeleโs new songs, like Hello, but itโs worth returning to. We can all belt out Adele without thinking too much, but thereโs no avoiding that this song is nonsense.
Listen, Adele.
You canโt set the rain on fire. Rain canโt scream someoneโs name. Itโs just not possible. The lyrics to the song are questionable and can even make you worry about her.
However, theyโre just poetic โ possibly a metaphor.
Bohemian Rhapsody: Queen
โI see a little silhouette of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightโning meโ
Start playing this song anywhere and youโll immediately have a chorus of people singing along. Itโs a classic and itโs likely that most people have no idea what the lyrics actually mean.
Which is understandable, because for the most part, without intense research, they make no sense.
Even the members of Queen have refused to attach a meaning to this song.
How did this song become so famous? Maybe because itโs just so great to sing along to.
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