Some song lyrics just don’t make any sense

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Music is an essential part of life. We all listen to it; whether itโ€™s a playlist you made, music on the radio, or the background music at a party. Itโ€™s inescapable. At the same time, most of us arenโ€™t going to take the time to analyze the lyrics to our favourite songs; we get enough of that in class. For many songs, underneath the catchy beats are lyrics that are complete nonsense.

Sucker for Pain: Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, and Imagine Dragons ft. Logic, Ty Dolla Sign and X Ambassadors

โ€œTongue kiss a shark, got jealous bitches up in the boat

Eating peanut butter and jelly fishes on toast

And if I get stung I get stoked, might choke

Like I chewed a chunk of charcoal

Naked in the North Poleโ€

This song, showcased in the popular movie Suicide Squad, was etched in the minds of fans. With so many contributing artists, itโ€™s reasonable to believe theyโ€™d all be on the same page. However, Lil Wayneโ€™s verse is where it gets really weird. Iโ€™m honestly not sure what he was going for here and based on the context of the song, it could be anything.

But please Lil Wayne, donโ€™t tongue kiss a shark or get naked in the North Pole. Thereโ€™s no way thatโ€™ll turn out well.

Starboy: The Weeknd

โ€œHouse so empty, need a centerpiece

20 racks a table cut from ebony

Cut that ivory into skinny pieces

Then she clean it with her face man I love my babyโ€

Starboy recently reached #2 on Canadian Billboard charts and if youโ€™ve been anywhere lately, youโ€™ve probably heard it. However, it seems like you need to be fluent in another language to understand the lyrics. I feel like most of us at Laurier live a life far detached from that of The Weeknd. Letโ€™s be honest, weโ€™re all pretty sure that this song is about drugs. What about those drugs, however, I need a translator to find out.

Break Free: Ariana Grande ft. Zedd

โ€œI only wanna die alive

Never by the hands of a broken heart

I donโ€™t wanna hear you lie tonight

Now that Iโ€™ve become who I really areโ€

Iโ€™m very curious as to what Ariana Grande was thinking when she agreed to sing this. As far as Iโ€™m aware, thereโ€™s no way to โ€œdie alive.โ€ Please share your secrets if youโ€™ve discovered something different. And who are you really, Ariana? Why couldnโ€™t you just use the word โ€œam.โ€ It wouldโ€™ve taken up the exact same amount of time and it wouldโ€™ve made fewer English students cry.

Sheโ€™s said before that she was hesitant to use these lyrics, but her producers thought it would be funny.

Set Fire to the Rain: Adele

โ€œBut I set fire to the rain,

Watched it pour as I touched your face,

Well, it burned while I cried

โ€˜Cause I heard it screaming out your nameโ€

This song is often overshadowed by Adeleโ€™s new songs, like Hello, but itโ€™s worth returning to. We can all belt out Adele without thinking too much, but thereโ€™s no avoiding that this song is nonsense.

Listen, Adele.

You canโ€™t set the rain on fire. Rain canโ€™t scream someoneโ€™s name. Itโ€™s just not possible. The lyrics to the song are questionable and can even make you worry about her.

However, theyโ€™re just poetic โ€” possibly a metaphor.

Bohemian Rhapsody: Queen

โ€œI see a little silhouette of a man

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightโ€™ning meโ€

Start playing this song anywhere and youโ€™ll immediately have a chorus of people singing along. Itโ€™s a classic and itโ€™s likely that most people have no idea what the lyrics actually mean.

Which is understandable, because for the most part, without intense research, they make no sense.

Even the members of Queen have refused to attach a meaning to this song.

How did this song become so famous? Maybe because itโ€™s just so great to sing along to.


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