Feb 16, 2011

Dear Life,

I fully support the increase of the admittance grades. There are too many dumbasses around here loving Laurier and talking shit.

Sincerely,

Actually Trying To Bring Up My GPA

Dear Life,

Last time I checked, watching a music video wasn’t supposed to raise your IQ. It’s Entertainment! Live a little.

Sincerely,

Thanks for the hit on YouTube. GOLD and PURPLE!

Dear Life,

Next time I get to class in record time, please make sure it’s not cancelled…okay? And while you’re at it, tell my landlord to shovel the driveway and dig my car out while he is at it.

Sincerely,

I’ve Got Soul But I’m Not A Soldier
PS. Stop the snow already momma nature, it’s Canada and winter blah blah I think we get it

Dear Life,

Why do I have to be woken up at 4 a.m. every morning by snowplows followed by the man with a shovel at 7 a.m.

It sounds like a transport followed by 50 trucks backing up. I understand the campus has to be cleared but residence students also need to sleep.

Sincerely,

Don’t Ask Why I’m Cranky Today

Dear Life,

Please please PLEASE let karma catch up with my loud and annoying roommates who lack any common courtesy at 3 a.m. during the week. Even something as small as a raging flu or something.
Great. Thanks!

Sincerely,

If Karma Doesn’t Show Up Soon, So Help Me!

Dear Life,

I want to take this opportunity to wish one of the greatest guys in the world a happy birthday on Thursday.

No, not you Brett Frydberg! Michael Jordan, Happy 48th Birthday!

Sincerely,

Just kidding Brett, see yah Thursday night bro!!

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