Dear life: September 19, 2012
Dear Life is your opportunity to write a letter to your life, allowing you to vent your anger with life’s little frustrations in a completely public forum.
All submissions to Dear Life are anonymous, should be no longer than 100 words and must be addressed to your life. Submissions can be sent to dearlife@thecord.ca no later than Monday at noon each week.
Dear Life,
Blue skies during the day… It’s gonna be a good day.
Sincerely,
Weather you believe it or not
Dear Life,
Amused?
Sincerely,
Not laughing
Dear Life,
Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
Signed,
Ronald Reagan
Dear Life,
It takes longer to get into the bookstore than Phil’s.
Sincerely,
Phil’s is cheaper.
Dear Life,
Love is not a victory march.
Sincerely,
Je Buckley
Dear Life,
You take away the DH. C-Spot microwave doesn’t work. Silly library cafe closes early all the time. WHERE DO I MICROWAVE MY FOOD?!?
Sincerely,
Starving student
Dear Life,
Dear BBA, don’t put 70 students in a classroom meant for 60, sitting on the floor and sharing desks is for elementary school.
Sincerely,
Waiting for the best business school to be built
Dear Laurier,
Why are all the first years you admitted so attractive?
Sincerely,
Upper-year student who is not allowed to look
Dear UW students living at 203 Lester,
If UW students are so smart, why do they get out at the first floor only to walk down a flight of stairs? IT DOESN’T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, THE ONLY REASON IT SEEMS SO IS BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME WAIT AN EXTRA TEN SECONDS TO GET DOWN TO THE GROUND LEVEL.
Sincerely,
Thank God I chose UW as my home campus
Dear Life,
I’m sick and tired of everyone always complaining about meaningless shit. Shitty friends? Get rid of them. Don’t like the dining hall? Don’t go there. Don’t like the line at the Bookstore? Wait two weeks. Don’t like the “don’t walk on the hawk” tradition? GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FNCC.
Sincerely,
Grow up and complain to someone who cares
Dear Life,
To the dude pulling his adorable chocolate lab in little a wagon. You literally made me LOL.
Sincerely,
Man’s best friend
Dear Life,
How many times can you really kick a person when they’re down? Honestly. First I had a cousin (my age) commit suicide, then I fell into a dark depression. I started feeling better, then another cousin died. I’m feeling just as shitty and my family is absolutely crushed. Then I get really sick, then I just stress out, and now that my life is starting to feel SOME WHAT normal, I get dumped.
Sincerely,
What next?!
Dear Life,
I need a stronger dose of Viagra.
Sincerely,
Down goes the lever when I see the beaver
Dear Life,
Is every poster at the poster sale actually meant for douche bags? Or am I just getting old?
Sincerely,
Entourage posters are still a thing? Really?
Dear Life,
I got this SICK poster of Ari Gold, bro.
Sincerely,
Let’s hug it out bitch
Dear Life,
Ugh, granny smith?!
Sincerely,
Apple/Burger King aficionado
Dear Life,
Wub, wub, wub, wub.
Sincerely,
Dubstep
Dear Life,
The Cord’s on CTV? What the fuck?
Sincerely,
Open your fucking eyes, Fauteux