Dear Life: March 7, 2012

Dear Life,
Why is Mr. Water in SBE down?!?

Sincerely,
I’m thirsty

Dear Life,
Why does Laurier think sliding doors are necessary and that I’m too lazy to open doors?

Sincerely,
ijustwantmycouchesback

Dear Life,
Power outage, classes cancelled, baked goods on sale for one dollar at dining hall, best day ever!!

Sincerely,
Fridge filled with over priced cakes from William’s X_X

Dear life,
My roommate came into my room and saw a box of condoms on the dresser. She counted the condoms and discovered one was missing.
She later asked where it had gone.I answered I had bought the wrong size and I wanted to see it if it fit anyway.

Sincerely,
It was too big

Dear Life,
I don’t know if I’m happy or sad that Laurier memes ran out of ideas.

Sincerely,
moretimeforhomework

Dear Life,
Why are half of The Cord stands empty?!

Sincerely,
I’d like to keep informed