Dear Life: Feb. 8, 2012

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Dear Life,
From the article about International News not taking flex anymore, it said โ€œAn interview request sent to the OneCard office was declined.โ€ No shit.

Sincerely,
Just because you work at the OneCard office doesnt mean you own the world …

Dear Life,
Screw interdepartmental fights. As a business kid I LOVE my music roommates who serenade me to sleep every night with jam sessions including, but not limited to, the Backstreet Boys, Katy Perry and Disney. (And my kin/psych science girls who keep me healthy physically and mentally). Bless diversity.

Sincerely,
Open your mind, not your legs

Dear Life,
Cheers to the finest bunch of losers Iโ€™ve ever had the pleasure of getting to know. Sapphire never looked better.

Sincerely,
Yes We Will Harass You Again About Voting Because We Care

Dear Life,
I just wanted to wish all the single ladies out there who may feel depressed on Valentineโ€™s day a
Happy Valentineโ€™s day, you donโ€™t need someone to tell you that youโ€™re special.

Sincerely,
Only you matter

Dear Life,
You know what really pisses me off? The fact that our school newspaper gives such little credit to Laurier curling athletes. I mean lets show our rock throwing friends a little r-e-s-p-e-c-t. WORLD gold and they get one paragraph in the โ€œSports in Briefโ€ section? There is nothing โ€œbriefโ€ about the skill and hard work it takes to become the best in the country and now entire world. My mom tells me Iโ€™m special and number #1 but that doesnโ€™t put a fing world medal in my hand. These athletes deserve some cred they won fing worlds.

Sincerely,
That shit cray

Dear Life,
Today during my chemistry lab I overheard a services coordinator insulting his own team and their charity fundraiser.

Sincerely,
Sad student who thought Laurier was supposed to be about community

Dear Life,
My BlackBerry broke again?!?!?!

Sincerely,
Thanks a lot RIM

Dear Life,
Madonna? Really?

Sincerely,
Bring back Springsteen

Dear Life,
To the eight-legged demons crawling around: Please remove yourself from my house and/or existence.

Sincerely,
The girl who weaponized 3-hole punches


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