Category: Life

How to…escape by-law fines

Keep the road beers at home: Alright, we all know how awesome it is to drink a tallboy on your way to the bar, but do you really want a $150 fine for the luxury At least untill...

Seeking out psychics

In a weekend of typical entertainment, visiting with a psychic doesn’t usually make the cut However, on Sept 5, I made the trip to Bingeman’s Conference Room A for the...

Surviving lectures

In my three years at Laurier, I’ve never seen a student’s attention span survive a three-hour lecture Nor a two-hour lecture, now that I come to think of it Even 90 minute...

Sept. 16, 2009

Dear Life: I hate when girls who put no effort into being thin show up at the gym to support their fat friends but use the treadmills and other equipment just to go at a snails...

Sept. 7, 2009

Dear Life: Thank you for summer It was a wonderful week Maybe next year you can try for a bit longer Thanks Sincerely, Awful Tan Dear Life: When is this confounded construction...

Wisdom disconnect: Sept. 7, 2009

Long shot: The standard golf course now has 18 holes In the past this wasn’t the case: all golf courses had a different number of holes It wasn’t until St Andrews Old Course...

Cord-o-scopes: Sept. 7, 2009

Virgo (Aug 23 to Sept 22): To gain favour with your professors and peers, you should attempt to answer every question raised in class whether or not you know the answer…, or...