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Breaking Bad Homeowners Arenโ€™t Selling

The people who actually live inside Walter Whiteโ€™s house on โ€œBreaking Badโ€ claimed that no amount of meth money could ever convince them to sell their now-famous house.

Fran and Louie Padilla have been living in Waltโ€™s crib since 1973 and it has quickly become an American landmark. Just this month, they had over a thousand visitors.

No one would recognize the inside due to the fact that all inside scenes are shot on a sound stage. Hereโ€™s what shocked me: multiple realtors have said the market value for the house is somewhere between $150k to $200k.

I give it until the end of the month until some fanatic makes a down payment.

Yeezus At It Again

Itโ€™s clear that Kanye West canโ€™t take a joke as he ripped Jimmy Kimmel a new one in an epic rant to end all rants.

In case you didnโ€™t see it this past week, Kimmel mocked Kanyeโ€™s BBC Radio 1 interview with a re-enactment sketch that replaced Kanye with a whiny little child. Itโ€™s safe to say Kanye did NOT take kindly to the skit at all.

Shortly after the skit aired, Kanye went on an all-caps meltdown tirade on Twitter, ripping Kimmel for the jab. First reporters, now Kimmel โ€” is anyone safe?

Alanis Morissette Sued By Her Nanny

Anyone remember Alanis Morissette? Well, she is currently being sued by a former nanny who alleges that the singer never paid her overtime or allowed her to take breaks during 12-hour shifts.

Morissette and her husband Mario have been heavily sued by their ex-employee (Iโ€™m talking $100k heavy). The nanny claims she was prohibited from leaving the babyโ€™s room while it was sleeping, unless one of the parents or until the day shift nanny relieved her.

Isnโ€™t it ironic?

O.J. Simpsonโ€™s Cookie Theft

When you get caught stealing cookies from the prison cafeteria, youโ€™ve officially hit rock bottom, and disgraced NFL great O.J. Simpson just touched down.

O.J., who is currently serving a 33 year jail sentence, was caught with not one, not two, but a dozen oatmeal cookies thieved from the correctional facility cafeteria.

He may have gotten away with his unusually non-violent offence if it wasnโ€™t for an inquisitive guard who noticed O.J. hiding something under his prison clothes. When the corrections officer questioned O.J., he allegedly confessed. For once.

I guess thatโ€™s just the way the cookie crumbles, Juice.

โ€œMJ is my baby daddy!โ€

Stop me if youโ€™ve heard this one before, but another woman is trying to get #23 to cough up some coin.

Laquetta Theusis claims legendary basketball player Michael Jordan is her baby daddy while the NBA legend claims heโ€™s nothing of the sort.

Laquetta filed a paternity suit, claiming she gave birth to Juyana Rachelle Henderson in August 2010 and that His Airness is the father.

Itโ€™s safe to say she is seeking child support โ€” hardcore. If this is anything like the lawsuit filed against Jordan earlier this year by Pamela Smith, who made nearly identical claims, weโ€™re guessing he begs to differ.

We might need to get Maury to settle this one.

 

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