Jan. 6, 2010

Dear Life, I am disappointed inf the Cord’s Top Ten Worst Films of the 2000s. Twilight or New Moon should definitely be on there. I am deeply ashamed to admit that I did in fact see New Moon with a group of people, against my will. It was the worst movie I have ever seen. I hope you can understand how horrible.
Sincerely,
Real Men Don’t Sparkle

Dear Life,
I know I have been spending all my time in the library with studying recently but it is not what it looks like. I do not feel that way about studying. It is you I love and once exams are over I will end it with studying and come back to you. I love you life. Sincerely,
Life, Wait for Me by the Train Station

Dear Life,
I just got an e-mail saying that the textbook buyback starts today. Alright. $3.75 for a book I spend $75 dollars on. I might as well just bend over while I’m at it. Fuck you, Laurier bookstore.
Sincerely, Broke Student

Dear Life,
Why cant people at Wilf’s appreciate when bands come and play for you. If you really want to listen to something by Miley Cyrus go and see her and stop requesting her shitty music mid song.
Sincerely, Get Better Taste in Music

Dear Life,
Architects use a leveler for a reason. Next time WLU, hire construction workers that know this.
Sincerely,
Slipping on the Quad Ice

Dear Life,
How the hell am I already busy? Why am I pulling all-nighters the second day of school?
Sincerely,
Fuck My Life

Dear Life,
Where did the life section go?
Sincerely,
You Better Still Have Sudoku

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