Drinking days: Sept. 7, 2009

Sept. 9: It’s 09-09-09! That only happens, like, once every century! And unless you plan to be around for 2109, you’d best not miss the opportunity to get plastered. Drink nine beers while playing “Revolution 9” on repeat.

Sept. 14: The 14th is the first day of classes. If you’re an academic type, celebrate the beginning
of another year of trying to impress your professors. If you’re not, just drink to drown away your anxiety for the months ahead.

Sept. 21: The 21st is the United Nations’ International Day of Peace, a global holiday aimed at ending violence worldwide. Drink some booze from every continent and share your love of peace with your neighbour.

Sept. 28: World Rabies Day is dedicated to raising awareness of the disease. Rabies is a fatal disease that kills people every year despite being entirely preventable. But you won’t be thinking about that. You’ll be sloshed.