Dear Life: March 28, 2012

Dear Life,
Why must the girls’ washroom in the science building always smell like poop? I’m sure I’m not the only one who wishes they could get in and out of there without the after-effects of someone unloading a fresh one.

Sincerely
Yay pepto-bismal

Dear Life,
The Cord should start including Sudoku. I like a challenge in my weekly paper!

Sincerely,
Bored@Work

Dear Life,
Can you please tell people that Atheism is NOT a religion! I can’t tell you how many times this week some person has tried telling me that it is a religion. The only requirement of being an atheist is not believing in a god. As a matter of fact, I am a poly-atheist because there are many gods I don’t believe. All religious people are atheists in that regard.

Sincerely,
Except for Bacchus (the god of wine and fertility)
Yeah I sometimes pray to him

Dear Life/Annoying group members,
How do you like your eggs? Sunny side up, scrambled or on your head?

Sincerely,
See you tonight

Dear Life,
Can you please make up your mind about the weather?
I mean 31 one day and -9 the next!

Sincerely,
Hot and Cold

Dear Life,
Why am I always broke?

Sincerely,
I always by off the value menu

Dear Life,
What is the point of having a credit card to pay for the things I can’t afford when it only ends up costing me more than it did before and I still can’t afford it?

Sincerely,
Why did I need a good credit score anyways

Dear Life,
Where are the hobbits going?

Sincerely,
To Isenguard, guard, guard

Dear Life,
If Lion King is first year, is Beauty and the Besast like second year?

Sincerely,
Seriously, I want to know

Dear Life,
Will people please look up from your phones when you’re walking?

Sincerely,
I hope you trip

Dear Life,
Please keep your bare feet off the chairs.

Sincerely,
Keep your socks and shoes on during lecture

Dear Life,
This has been one hell of a ride, but I’m exhausted. My fellow Cordies did make every minute of the last five years worth while. #cordlove

Sincerely,
Editor-in-Chief