Scorpio (Oct. 22 to Nov. 21): Welcome to Waterloo, located in the snow belt. Hopefully you had the good sense to ask for a pair of snowshoes for Christmas.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21): This winter break you were a little bored and now youโre looking forward to heading back to your exciting life at university. Unfortunately your partying days are limited as you are now on academic probation and must pend every weekend in the library.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19): Now that itโs winter it is no longer okay to wear tights instead of pants. Honestly, itโs never okay to do that, just as itโs not okay to pretend a shirt is a dress.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18): Venus has aligned itself with Saturn this month and youโre feeling a little adventurous, donโt be fooled. You donโt really want to go out and strain yourself by trying new things like rock climbing or auditioning for So You Think You Can Dance. Sit back, relax and turn on the TV where you can watch other people enjoy life instead.
Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20): Youโve been thinking that itโs time for a style makeover before starting off the new year. If youโre looking for inspiration, think Amy Winehouse meets Lady Gaga: youโll be guaranteed to turn some heads.
Aries (March 21 to April 19): Youโre going to feel an uncanny urge to apply yourself this semester and not pull any all-nighters trying to meet deadlines. Donโt worry, that will go away in a few weeks and youโll be back to your old procrastinating self.