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Trebek in heart Jeopardy!?!?

Earlier this week, game show host and famous mustachioed Canadian Alex Trebek suffered a mild heart attack in his current hometown of Los Angeles. The face of Jeopardy is expected to make a full recovery from his second heart scare in five years, and will resume as host of the show when it starts filming its new season in July. The ordeal was apparently met with controversy upon initial report however, as Trebek dialed 9-1-1 and the EMS operator refused to acknowledge his condition until he answered him in the form of a question. Dick.

“Uh, F*ck you, and your Cock-a-toooo…”

Music mogul Cee-Lo Green has apparently gained the ire of an animal rights group after announcing that he will be bringing his pet Cockatoo on to The Voice next season as a replacement for his current TV pet cat. It seems the group is worried that the show will result in too much stress for the bird and will trigger it to self mutilate, something these exotic pets are prone to do under strenuous circumstances. The producers of the show are simply worried that the bird might be one too many personalities involved with the show who have more talent than Carson Daly.

Kelso and Jackie forever

If TMZ is to be believed (and when are they not, I mean really) That 70’s Show couple Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are apparently involved with one another. The two were spotted having, get this, DINNER together. Regardless if this is true or not, it will still not make people forget that Kunis was once serious with the very weird (and adult) Macaulay Culkin. If you had forgotten, too bad, because if I have to remember, so do you.

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