Oct. 28, 2009

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“I would assume that as soon as I walk in there, I would get punched in the face. That would be the cover charge.โ€
โ€“Canadian actor Paul Bates, who is in KW filming the new series Dan for Mayor, on his initial impression of the Waterloo bar Chainsaw.

“It just seems that Laurier is going through some bad management.โ€
โ€“Fourth-year Laurier student Anatolijs Venovcevs, speaking about the current state of the university.

โ€œWeโ€™ve had some adversity and there have probably been some people who had some questions, but we didnโ€™t have any.โ€
โ€“Manager of football operations and head coach Gary Jeffries on his teamโ€™s second place finish.

โ€œOnce you start dealing with large corporations, theyโ€™re really not interested in hearing what regular people have to say about their policies.โ€
โ€“Laurier student and AW@L member Adam Lewis, who participated in the protest against RBC on Friday because of the companyโ€™s involvement with the 2010 Olympic games.

โ€œIt is my opinion, as vice-president university affairs, the $6,000 will create a large enough benefit to our lobby efforts with OUSA that the payoffs will be seen by our student body.โ€
โ€“Kory Preston, Wilfrid Laurier University Studentsโ€™ Union vice-president of university affairs, regarding the Ontario Undergraduate Students Alliance fee increase of $0.50 per student, which totals approximately $6000 for Laurier.

โ€œYou canโ€™t take a 2000 or 3000 year-old document and expect it to be a moral and ethical authority for today because our consciousness has evolved.โ€
โ€“Susan Howard, a teacher for the Unity Centre, a non-denominational church in Kitchener, on the application of the Bible to todayโ€™s beliefs and understanding of homosexuality.

โ€œYou could feel your chest moving with that music going right through you.โ€
โ€“Director of student services Dan Dawson recalling his favourite show at Laurier, the Tea Party and Big Sugar who played the Turret in the mid-โ€™90s.

โ€œIโ€™ve never been much for making favourites, I like them all.โ€
โ€“Wilf Tschirart, an 88-year-old geography and environmental studies student who will be receiving his PhD this Friday, responding to which professor at Laurier is his favourite.

โ€œIt is impossible to expect the people to want to return home when they have no access to clean water.โ€
โ€“Tony Onono, a local Acholi who runs the NGO Village of Hope in the resettled communities of northern Uganda.

โ€œAfter todayโ€™s loss … I feel embarrassed for the program. This will stay with me for a long, long time.โ€
โ€“Menโ€™s soccer head coach Mario Halapir after the teamโ€™s 4-0 loss to Brock. The loss cost the team a spot in the playoffs.

โ€œAfter this game I think weโ€™ve proven that we can beat anyone.โ€
โ€“Laurier quarterback Evan Pawliuk, following the football teamโ€™s upset of undefeated Queenโ€™s.


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