Sept. 30, 2009

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“The torch is basically the flaming torch of injustice.”
โ€“AW@L member Adam Lewis explaining why the group has released a statement resisting the Olympic torch celebration that will take place in Kitchener.

“I canโ€™t even explain it really, I jogged off to the sidelines and forgot we even scored.โ€
โ€“Hawkโ€™s quarterback Evan Pawliuk on his first touchdown pass in his first career start against the McMaster Marauders on Saturday.

“And … itโ€™s also free.โ€
โ€“WLUSU general manager Mike McMahon explaining one of the reasons why the studentsโ€™ union is hiring a high school intern to help in the finance department.

โ€œAll of us have been touched in one way or another, have been emotionally wounded at one time or another, and have loved ones that have suffered.โ€
โ€“Stephen Woodworth, Kitchener Centre MP, addressing mental health issues at the Minds in Motion fundraising walk that took place this past weekend.

โ€œApparently long names were a requirement for hiring.โ€
โ€“WLUSU president Laura Sheridan introducing Jeyas Balaskanthan and Dimitiri Dimopoulos, who have been hired as food and beverage assistant managers for the studentsโ€™ union.

โ€œNipissing was unaware that they were charging students illegally?โ€
โ€“Board secretary Michael Onabolu regarding the Iteach fee that Laurier Brantford concurrent education students were being charged.

โ€œWe donโ€™t rebuild, we re-load.โ€
โ€“Manager of football operations and head coach Gary Jeffries on his teamโ€™s ability to be a contender year in year out.

โ€œI was bored because my girlfriend had just left town for the weekend.โ€
โ€“Laurier student Evan Sharp explaining why he was in the Quad Wednesday night. Sharpe was told by campus security to refrain from using his powerstilts in the new amphitheatre.

โ€œWeโ€™re punking them โ€ฆ itโ€™s an amazing gag.โ€
โ€“Gordon Hatt, the executive director of CAFKA, speaking about the contemporary art that is currently on display throughout the city of Kitchener.

โ€œThe Green Party has become a force, and unfortunately the Bloc Quebecois remains a force because of this principle.โ€
โ€“Son of the late former Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau Justin Trudeau, who spoke yesterday at the University of Waterloo, on the $2 subsidy given to political parties with each vote cast in their support.


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