Oct. 15, 2009

Dear Life:
Why must people complain and act so goddamn offended when I crack my OWN knuckles? It feels good, I’m not hurting you and they’re mine. Get over it.
Sincerely,
Completely Cracked

Dear Life:
If I have to hear another guy playing an acoustic guitar in the concourse, my ears are going to bleed. Especially is he’s playing “Free Falling”.
Sincerely,
Good Taste in Music

Dear Life:
I noticed in last week’s ‘Dear Life’ there was a comment about how it is unacceptable to wear sweatpants to class … ever.  I was outraged by this slander considering I have early classes all week and predominantly wear sweatpants.  At unholy hours of the morning it is vital to stay comfortable, otherwise your day can suffer drastically.  On a side note, this is university.  MOST people are focusing on getting through their days of class and work, not on how they (or others) are dressed.
Sincerely,
Stuck up Much?

Dear Life:
How come, despite only having two exams this semester, one of them had to be during the exact time that I had Leafs tickets. Do you know how hard it is to get those?! Fuck.
Sincerely,
I Hate You So Much WLU

Dear Life:
Laurier Wireless might as well not exist, because it works about as well now as it would if it didn’t.
Sincerely,
Wants Wireless

Dear Life:
Could you please kindly remind the female population of Laurier: leggings are a privilege, not a right.
Sincerely,
Blue Jeans

Dear Life:
Who the fuck invited winter to the party?
Sincerely,
Freezing My Ass Off

Dear Life:
Handy tip: Coffee can burn. It should not be served in such a state.
Sincerely,
Don’t Even Want a First Cup

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