Jan. 27, 2010

Dear Life,
I thought he would be a trophy hook up and it wasn’t even good. I thought it would be okay to not use a condom during our drunken sex. Thought I would be okay after a friend told me he has a dirty penis. Another week until I find out officially that I have genital herpes.
Sincerely,
I Will Remember #15 Forever

Dear Life,
I’m tired of election teams hassling me as I walk by the Hawk. You’re scary, I’m trying to get to class and you have no real substance. Come talk to me when I have time and you have a point.
Sincerely,
Annoyed Voter

Dear Life,
I would love it if well-written articles in the Cord about Conan O’Brien didn’t have to end with condescending statements against his fans.
Sincerely,
A Diehard Coco Fan Who Hasn’t Been Able to Watch Him Late at Night These Past Few Months Because I Have to Get Up at 5 a.m. For My Varsity Swim Practices

Dear Life,
How did I manage to get so drunk on a Monday night?
Sincerely,
Charades is Not an Acceptable Way to Entertain a Room

Dear Life,
I am so tired of the ignorant people who insist on disrupting lectures and making snide remarks about material that they aren’t even absorbing. If you don’t plan on listening to a damn word the prof is saying then why the hell did you get up for this 8:30 class?! Next time sleep in and save us all the trouble of sharing a learning space with you!
Sincerely,
Came to University to Learn Something

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