Dear Ms. Lonely (from the September 16 edition):
I know exactly how you feel. Iโd love to meet you!
Sincerely,
Mr. Never Cuddled Anyone
Dear: youโre just a business school for the elite and I canโt wait to be done with you.
I have some extra food to share if you needโฆA bag full of groceries if you let me know here.
Sincerely,
Eat, drink and then you can focus and study
Dear Different Strokes,
I like that you took the time to make your social media icons green.
Sincerely,
Colour scheme is important tyvm
Dear grocery stores,
Why is fancy cheese so expensive?
Sincerely,
I just want a sandwich with some flair
Dear Tim Hortons,
Has science come up with a way to create Ice Capps that donโt drain the coffee first? The chunk of ice thatโs always left at the end is so frustrating. I just want liquid that blends perfectly with ice.
Sincerely,
How to flava ice?
Dear Life,
I canโt tell if Hotmail is still the dominant e-mailing platform or if Gmail has taken over.
Sincerely,
Conflicted and desperately trying to stay trendy
Dear Life,
I bought Assassinโs Creed I and II a year ago and I still havenโt touched it.
Sincerely,
I need money for food
Dear Life,
Is it really necessary to use fake hair to cover up a bald spot? Isnโt that discriminating against hair?
Sincerely,
I thought weโre supposed to be politically correct
Dear Salads,
I thought you were supposed to be vegetable-only.
Sincerely,
Get the strawberries a GPS
Dear Life,
When is it considered too early to start pre-ing for Hoco?
Sincerely,
Too late, already started
Dear Life,
When people in the stall next to me of a public washroom decide to talk on the phone as they take a shit, well it just makes things awkward for the rest of us.
Sincerely,
just stop
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