Dear Kelly,
Will you marry me … cause racing.
Sincerely,
Reezy
Dear Life,
Why is it that Iโm forced to sit in a language tutorial for 50 minutes with a tutorial leader who knows no more about the language Iโm learning than I do.
Sincerely,
Sprechen sie Deutsch? Nah, didnโt think so.
Dear Life,
Why did academic advising tell me that I was โjumping shipโ on my university career by deciding to get a 3 year general arts degree?
Sincerely,
Itโs not like I was gonna find a job with an honors anthropology degree anyway.
Dear Life,
Is best in Euro
Sincerely,
Bro
Dear Life,
Iโve noticed recently that people who ride horses kind of look like horses themselves! Or alpacas.โฆ
Sincerely,
The casual observer
Dear Life,
I forgot my cell phone and iPod in the womenโs washroom off the concourse Tuesday night, and went back eight minutes later to collect them when I noticed them to be missing. Thank you to the wonderful lady who returned them to Special Constable Services!! I only wish there were more thoughtful people like you!
Sincerely,
One Relieved Student
Dear Life,
To the First Year who drew on my face at FYCE-Tโs epic event Return To The O: youโre doing it wrong.
Sincerely,
Iโm not your breaker.
Dear I do not pay tuition to view your birdโs nest
I would not consider a lack of doing my hair as a sign of laziness. Some of us girls have better things to do with their time like studying, rather than spend 20 minutes to an hour to do our hair. If one of us girlsย is blocking your view in lecture, come to class earlier and sit closer to the front.
Sincerly, I love my birdโs nest
Dear Laurier,
Thanks for supporting the Queer community during Queer Awareness Week. Your participation in our events, especially the parade was awesome.
Sincerely,
See you at Trans* Awareness Week.
Dear Editor-in-Chief,
I am alone in bed, naked and yearning for you.
Sincerely,
Join me, Iโve got toys
Dear Life,
I would like to share that in my almost four and a half years at WLU, I have not once stepped foot inside Wilfโs. Do I get a prize for this? Maybe a gift card?
Sincerely,
Wilfโs virgin and proud
Dear Life,
I have a sneaking suspicion that this group of ten loud students hanging out in the private GRADUATE study space in the library are in fact undergraduates.
Sincerely,
Security?
Dear Life,
So Iโm studying at Williamsโ and this couple comes in. They buy drinks and then they both play games on their iPhones for the next half-hour. Without speaking.
Sincerely,
Texting you instead of speaking to you totally gets me hot too
Dear Life,
Ever notice how all the best films of the past 100 years have one thing in common? Sinbad.
Sincerely,
I hope heโs wearing something made out of windbreaker
Dear whoever planned the construction on James Street,
FUCK YOU.
Sincerely,
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea on a tiny, fucking dead-end street
Dear Life,
Ohhhh.
Sincerely,
David Yoon
Dear show me some diversity,
You say Cord staff only interviews their friends? Jokeโs on you, they donโt have friends.
Sincerely,
The Boss
Dear Life is your opportunity to write a letter to your life, allowing you to vent your anger with lifeโs little frustrations in a completely public forum. All submissions to Dear Life are anonymous, should be no longer than 100 words and must be addressed to your life. Submissions can be sent to dearlife@thecord.ca no later than Monday at noon each week.
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