Dear Life: March 28, 2012

Dear Life, Why must the girls’ washroom in the science building always smell like poop I’m sure I’m not the only one who wishes they could get in and out of there without...

WLU in brief: March 21, 2012

WLUSU ‘investgating’ smell in FNCC On Monday and Tuesday, students were greeted by an offensive manure-like smell outside of Wilf’s and the Terrace As of press time the...

Unthinkable acts, unspoken truths

It’s an invasive, forceful act — one of the most traumatizing experiences someone could ever go through And it’s also a punchline Defined as sexual contact against...

Canada in brief: March 21, 2012

NDP wins in Jack Layton’s former riding The late Jack Layton’s riding will remain NDP orange after rookie candidate Craig Scott easily won Monday’s byelection in the federal...

Arts Bites: March 21, 2012

TMNT taken down by Bay For an upcoming reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise, super-producer Michael Bay has revealed, much to the dismay of fanboys everywhere,...

WLU in brief: March 14, 2012

Agranove On March 9, at the age of 83, retired business professor Larry Agranove passed away He taught at Laurier’s school of business and economics for 17 years, from 1972 to...

Cord-o-scopes: March 2012

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20) This month you will realize that Menchie’s isn’t as healthy as you think Those jeans are starting to look a little tight Aries (March 21 - Apr 19)...