Dear Life: March 28, 2012
Dear Life,
Why must the girls’ washroom in the science building always smell like poop? I’m sure I’m not the only one who wishes they could get in and out of there without the after-effects of someone unloading a fresh one.
Sincerely
Yay pepto-bismal
Dear Life,
The Cord should start including Sudoku. I like a challenge in my weekly paper!
Sincerely,
Bored@Work
Dear Life,
Can you please tell people that Atheism is NOT a religion! I can’t tell you how many times this week some person has tried telling me that it is a religion. The only requirement of being an atheist is not believing in a god. As a matter of fact, I am a poly-atheist because there are many gods I don’t believe. All religious people are atheists in that regard.
Sincerely,
Except for Bacchus (the god of wine and fertility)
Yeah I sometimes pray to him
Dear Life/Annoying group members,
How do you like your eggs? Sunny side up, scrambled or on your head?
Sincerely,
See you tonight
Dear Life,
Can you please make up your mind about the weather?
I mean 31 one day and -9 the next!
Sincerely,
Hot and Cold
Dear Life,
Why am I always broke?
Sincerely,
I always by off the value menu
Dear Life,
What is the point of having a credit card to pay for the things I can’t afford when it only ends up costing me more than it did before and I still can’t afford it?
Sincerely,
Why did I need a good credit score anyways
Dear Life,
Where are the hobbits going?
Sincerely,
To Isenguard, guard, guard
Dear Life,
If Lion King is first year, is Beauty and the Besast like second year?
Sincerely,
Seriously, I want to know
Dear Life,
Will people please look up from your phones when you’re walking?
Sincerely,
I hope you trip
Dear Life,
Please keep your bare feet off the chairs.
Sincerely,
Keep your socks and shoes on during lecture
Dear Life,
This has been one hell of a ride, but I’m exhausted. My fellow Cordies did make every minute of the last five years worth while. #cordlove
Sincerely,
Editor-in-Chief