The Cord on Sports: Sex is our new favourite sport

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(Graphic by Adele Palmquist).

Everyoneโ€™s favourite closet topic is always sex. And everyoneโ€™s favourite time of theย year is when the Olympics come around. So why not combine the two?

Just recently there has been a frenzy of posts being released by the media talkingย about how so many Olympic athletes are putting away their training shoes in theirย spare time in London, and picking up the condoms.

Can you really blame them? I mean, with the amount of time spent training forย their respective sport, putting so much time into their health, diet, and technique, itย doesnโ€™t leave much time for socializing, never mind relationships or sex.

So when they get the chance, all the power to them. Not to mention that itโ€™s hot,ย sexy, fit athletes from nations across the world who you probably wonโ€™t ever seeย again, or at least for another four years.

Iโ€™ll take it. Plus, London 2012 is supplying infinite amounts of condoms to allย athletes. Itโ€™s basically setting them up for sex.

What is better than an awkward hook up you donโ€™t have to worry about seeing theย next time you walk to your 8:30 a.m. Kinesiology class?


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