March 17, 2010

“It’s less of theatre necessarily, it’s more of a group fun party sort of thing, getting people to yell cunt and do fun things.”
–Director Jocelyn Smith talking about the Vagina Monologues, which were performed at Laurier this past weekend

“I want to make sure we don’t spend billions of dollars feeding Brantford.”
–Director Greg Evans raising concern about the Williams in Brantford losing money

“Do you want the full definition?”
–Board chair Saad Aslam after explaining to the board that cognizant was in fact a word

“They’re bigger than the Stanley Cup. The Stanley Cup holds I think 17 beers this holds about 30 beers. We actually broke the other one trying to open it up for alcohol purposes.”
–East Meets West senior advisor Amit Tandon, on the first-place trophies the campus club won this past weekend at the national South Asian Alliance Culture Show