Dear life: September 12, 2012

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Dear Life is your opportunity to write a letter to your life, allowing you to vent your anger with life’s little frustrations in a completely public forum.

All submissions to Dear Life are anonymous, should be no longer than 100 words and must be addressed to your life. Submissions can be sent to dearlife@thecord.ca no later than Monday at noon each week.

Dear Life/BT,
Because of you, I no longer believe in love.
Sincerely,
I understand why Taylor Swift writes so many break-up songs

Dear Life,
Just when I just got used to the presence of last year’s freshmen students, I have to deal with more now
Sincerely,
I really hate those at the bottom of the food chain

Dear Life,
Grow up and get your priorities straight!
Sincerely,
Sick of this bullshit

Dear Life,
Can all the bros sitting in the back row please shut up?
Sincerely,
Your jokes give people a sad excuse to laugh

Dear Life,
Being an off-campus living student, to pay an “ entrance fee” to get into the dining hall is completely ridiculous – it isn’t a night club, I shouldn’t have to pay a cover to spend money the school will use to build more shitty walls around campus.
Sincerely,
If I dress skimpy enough, can I skip to the front of the line?

Dear Life,
Hi, I’m Sara and I’m in third year no one gives a shit.
Sincerely,
Profs, please stop making us introduce ourselves to the class

Dear Life,
If you didn’t want something to be walked on, why did you put it on the floor?
Sincerely,
Fake traditions suck

Dear Life,
Most first years were not alive for a Jays World Series. Holy shit.
Sincerely,
Apparently five years is too many

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