Taurus (Apr 20 โ May 20):
Looking for a Bradley Cooper this month? Looks like you might get a Zach Galifianakis instead.
Gemini (May 21 โ Jun 20):
Getting a little addicted to Snapchat? Put the phone down and make a face at the person next to you.
Cancer (Jun 21 โJuly 22):
This is your summer for a fling! Just make sure you use protection! Your star sign is a crab after all…
Leo (July 23 โ Aug 22):
Talk to your high school sweetheart. Maybe something will rekindle between the two of you or youโll realize why you broke up.
Virgo (Aug 23 โ Sept 22):
Go to the movies alone. Itโs not as sad as it sounds and you donโt have to answer any stupid questions about the plot.
Libra (Sept 23 โ Oct 22):
This month you will find a love for romance novels and have to put up with stares on the bus. Thank goodness for the Kindle.
Scorpio (Oct 23 โ Nov 21):
If you find yourself in a pie-eating contest with a clown and Richard Attenborough, go for the lemon-meringue. Trust me.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 โ Dec 21):
Is that…a grey hair? Quick! Grab the scissors! I donโt know what youโre going to do about the wrinkles though…
Capricorn (Dec 22 โ Jan 19):
All of your summer clothes will fit this summer, and youโll look amazing. In other news, everyone will hate you.
Aquarius (Jan 20 โ Feb 18):
The moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter has aligned with Mars. Guess itโs time to watch Hair.
Pisces (Feb 19 โ Mar 20):
Youโre going to try something new this summer, even if that only means tasting a different flavour of FroYo.
Aries (Mar 21 โ Apr 19):
Are you and Honey Boo Booโs mom starting to have a lot in common? Time to hit the gym and get your body back.
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