Three’s company


Let us all welcome this year as the year of the threesome. Standards are evolving, morals are shifting and opportunities to be radical with your sexuality are more apparent than ever. If you have not been a willful participant in a threesome before, maybe this is the year for it.

I would never coerce you into anything outside your comfort zone, but a new year always encourages transformation and as the Naughty Prude, the need for some changes this year is strong.

Participating in a threesome both challenges and defies the sexual constraints that surround society.

Why do a large majority of our population view the threesome as some monumentally taboo sexual activity?

The threesome between Blake Lively, Taylor Kitsch and Aaron Johnson in Savages was copasetic. Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and Christine Taylor made it look easy in Zoolander.

There are obvious detriments to the threesome, which are heightened by carelessness, but if planned correctly, the threesome will be successful and present marvelous post-coital bliss.

The threesome can kick-start your inner prowess, unleashing secluded eroticism that you had no idea existed.

A disastrous threesome is not the end of the world when you realistically think about things that matter in your life.

In order to make a conscious decision, make sure that you have a say with voicing your needs towards the threesome.

You should try and make your threesome as comfortable an experience as possible. Start by asking yourself some questions like:

– Do you want to know both participants?

– Do you want them to be strangers?

– Do you want to indulge in a threesome with a couple?

– Do you want to make a list of Do’s and Don’ts in the bedroom?

However, there will always be aspects you do not have control over such as:

– The need to be considerate to both participants.

– The need to concentrate on both participants.

– The need to control the amount of liquid courage you consume.

Never underestimate the power of the orgasm and never deny the chance for a sexual escapade.

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