Drinking days: Sept. 30, 2009

Oct. 2: On this day in 1950, Charles Schulz first published the beloved cartoon “Peanuts”. It’s time to rent all the Charlie Brown movies and drink every time he misses kicking the football.

Oct. 12: It is believed that on this day in 1999 the world’s population officially reached six billion people. Get hammered knowing that you’re just a miniscule part of the human race.

Oct. 22: Windows 7 comes out on this day, meaning we can all finally get piss drunk and smash up our Vista computers Office Space style. C’mon, you know you’ve always wanted to do that.

Oct. 24: Oct. 24 is Tila Tequila’s birthday. If you don’t know what you should be drinking on this day, you might as well give up on school and become a nun or something.