April 14, 2010

Dear Life,
I don’t know, I don’t care, I’m just studying because it’s tomorrow.
Sincerely,
Done With Exams

Dear Life,
I am suffering from some serious library rage caused by those who think the library is a place to talk loudly and do group projects. Please deliver me some ear plugs, the courage to tell these people to be quiet, or some inner tranquility.
Sincerely,
Rage in the Bibliotheque

Dear Life,
In response to Foot Patrol being compared to a dictatorship, seriously people stop hating on your own school. I volunteer each week for Foot, walk a few people home safely each shift and get on with my daily life. Come on, Foot Patrol is a dictatorship? Really? Comparing volunteering for foot to being ruled by someone like Hitler seems a little over dramatic and I think someone just can’t handle a late night and some cold weather. If you don’t like it, find another service to volunteer for.
Sincerely,
Get a hold of yourself

Dear Life,
A couple of the professors hired at Laurier must have put on Oscar-worthy performances during their interviews, because how some of these “experts” got hired is far beyond me. I have had unorganized, disregarding profs who do not seem to care at all. Some of them do not leave comments on assignments and only give a mark. Really? I could hand him a script of an episode of Two-and-a-Half Men and he’d give it an A. Bottom line: Hire more enthusiastic, creative and motivating professors who genuinely care about the issues they teach.
Sincerely,
If They Don’t Care, Why Should I?

Dear Life,
Why does every campus club think that putting a lit candle in a paper bag is a good idea? Not only that but there are hundreds of them. Plus they surround numerous old buildings that are very easily flammable. What is the purpose of the paper bag? Warmth? Shelter? Isolation? Containment? Except that it sits centimeters beside two hundred others. Two hundred OTHER flammable paper bags.
Sincerely,
Make a Wish and Blow Out Your Candles

Dear Life,
Why are the staff at Tim’s in the Peters building so slow? FYI: when there are 35 people in line, it is not the time to stock shelves, clean counters, sit and read a paper while drinking YOUR Tim Horton’s, make phone calls, leave or have a “chit-chat” behind the counter. See the people in line? They’re not happy, service used to be really good. What happened?
Sincerely,
Sick of Waiting in Your Stupid Line While You Do Everything Else But Work

Dear Life,
To the guy who looks like Legolas who is always in the 24 lounge. You are very loud, occasionally annoying but make me laugh very hard quite often. Thank you for existing.
Sincerely,
24 Eavesdropper

Dear Life,
Why do girls go together to the gym to sit on the already limited space of the floor and talk? If you want to talk go home and order a pizza.
Sincerely,
The Chick Who Actually Wants to Work Out

Dear Life,
Why can’t we all just take a little time out of our day to go outside? It won’t kill you to actually spend more time outside than strictly necessary to walk from residence to your class.
Sincerely,
That Stuff Called Natural Light? Yeah, It’s Good For You

Dear Life,
Why do religious people think that atheists should respect their beliefs because it’s their “faith”? If they believed in Zeus I would question them exactly the same way I do now. Whether their God is Jesus, Allah, or whoever, the evidence for all of them is the same: none. Don’t they think it’s a bit ironic that their supposed God, who they claim is the creator of human intelligence, wants us to have blind faith?
Sincerely,
Would You Be Critical of Someone Who Believed in Zeus?

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