1)Brant Bonner: Bonner is sporting a very pointy moustache. Like hazardously pointy.
  2)Wally Parker: Firstly, look at that afro. It’s right in your face! Know what else is in your face? His moustache.
 3) Unknown: His eyes look like they’re staring into your soul. But let’s be honest here, you can’t stop staring at his ‘stache.
 4) Shane T. Roherty: Okay, this guy just does not seem at all pleased. But we’re pretty pleased with that moustache.