Arts and Life

Getting a Hawk’s-eye view of Laurier

Of all the students employed at Laurier, the person inside the hawk mascot costume has by far the most thankless job. The overwhelming heat inside the outfit and the perils of being hoisted to the top of a cheerleader pyramid make the job rough enough on its own. On top of that, this person is never allowed to reveal their […]

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Preparing for Oktoberfest

Last year, my first Oktoberfest experience ended in slurred words, smudged makeup, dishevelled clothing and a step-staggering procession from the dance floor to a taxi and finally home to bed. This all took place with an escort from the venue’s fine security staff. This year, I am bound and determined to make sure Oktoberfest is a beer-drinking, hat-wearing, polka-dancing success. […]

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Finding food on the freeway

Foraging is not something reserved for hardcore, live-off-the-land, know-how-to-skin-a-deer kind of people. Have you ever been out walking and noticed a wild apple tree or a patch of black raspberries and picked a few? Congratulations, you’re a forager. While taking a walk one day in June, I stumbled upon a mulberry tree. I picked a bag of them, and so […]

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Wisdom disconnect: Oct. 7, 2009

Holy moly: Mole Day, commemorating the chemistry mole, 6.02×1023, is celebrated on Oct. 23 from 6:02 a.m. to 6:02 p.m. This year the theme for Mole Day is “The Molar Express”. Past Mole Day themes included “Celebrate the Molennium”, “Pi a la Mole”, and “Mole Madness”. Tutti Frutti: Fruitarianism is an extreme type of vegetarian diet. Although there are many […]

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Thumbs up/Thumbs down: Oct. 7, 2009

Thumbs up: Thanksgiving is this weekend, meaning turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce and post-meal naps. Thumbs down: Thanksgiving is this weekend, meaning we have to go home and explain to our parents why we’re failing school.

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Gaming: The casual divide

Last week, Nintendo announced that it would cut the price of its Wii console by $50 to combat slumping sales numbers. The move says a great deal about the financial success of the Wii, given that this minor price-drop is the console’s first price reduction since its release nearly three years ago. Contrast the Wii’s relatively consistent price point to […]

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Cord-o-scopes: Sept. 30, 2009

Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22): After arriving at your business club meeting an hour early, you’ll be horrified to discover that it’s actually a pagan cult, sacrificing students to their heathen god Adam Smith. And you’re next. Scorpio (Oct. 22 to Nov. 21): After taking a much needed break and sleeping in you’ll finally be able to enjoy everyone’s […]

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Vocal Cord: Sept. 30, 2009

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Cord Cross Canada: Couch surfing along the East coast

Making plans At the beginning of the summer, I promised myself to stay away from a corporate office cubicle or a place where I would serve coffee to impatient caffeine addicts. I had been living in Ontario for the last five years and I desperately needed a break. I wanted to do something different; something new, adventurous, fun. There is […]

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Understanding a conflict

One of the first plays shown at the Kitchener-wide performing arts festival Impact 2009, An Attempt to Understand is a production that pushes the boundaries of traditional theatre. The play, which was shown on Saturday night at the Registry Theatre in Kitchener, was written and performed solo by 29-year-old Tarek Halaby, an American citizen of Palestinian heritage. An Attempt to […]

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