Jan. 27, 2010
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January 27, 2010 7:50 AM
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Dear Life, I thought he would be a trophy hook up and it wasn’t even good. I thought it would be okay to not use a condom during our drunken sex. Thought I would be okay after a friend told me he has a dirty penis. Another week until I find out officially that I have genital herpes. Sincerely, I Will Remember #15 Forever
Dear Life, I’m tired of election teams hassling me as I walk by the Hawk. You’re scary, I’m trying to get to class and you have no real substance. Come talk to me when I have time and you have a point. Sincerely, Annoyed Voter
Dear Life, I would love it if well-written articles in the Cord about Conan O’Brien didn’t have to end with condescending statements against his fans. Sincerely, A Diehard Coco Fan Who Hasn’t Been Able to Watch Him Late at Night These Past Few Months Because I Have to Get Up at 5 a.m. For My Varsity Swim Practices
Dear Life, How did I manage to get so drunk on a Monday night? Sincerely, Charades is Not an Acceptable Way to Entertain a Room
Dear Life, I am so tired of the ignorant people who insist on disrupting lectures and making snide remarks about material that they aren’t even absorbing. If you don’t plan on listening to a damn word the prof is saying then why the hell did you get up for this 8:30 class?! Next time sleep in and save us all the trouble of sharing a learning space with you! Sincerely, Came to University to Learn Something
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Through copious amounts of research I have uncovered some massive news that has yet hit campus here at Laurier. IT IS THE YEAR 2010 and in most parts of the first world wireless internet is readily available. This is clearly not the case at our University. I do not know a single individual who is even remotely satisfied with internet availability on campus. Laurier, spend some of my absurdly expensive tuition to make my everyday life and the progression of my studies much more convenient, and please do it now.
Through copious amounts of research I have uncovered some earth shattering news that has yet to hit campus at Laurier. IT IS THE YEAR 2010.