Jan. 20, 2010
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January 20, 2010 1:41 AM
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Dear Life, What is the deal with this Owl City song called “Fireflies”? The guy singing sounds like a wimpier, 17-year-old version of Justin Bieber singing about his unhealthy obsession with bugs. Whatever happened to good new music? Sincerely, Don’t Even Get Me Started on Ke$ha
Dear Life, I recently had to buy a $120 set of photocopies from the bookstore. In doing so, I noticed the renovation of the course package cover page. For one, how about we save some money and not waste it on developing a new cover page? Secondly, I am disappointed to see that one of the images on the cover is a group of students playing Monopoly. Really, Monopoly? Sincerely, God Forbid We Presented Ourselves as Intellectuals
Dear Life, Can we please replace real Bryn with fake Bryn? Sincerely, Fake Bryn is Way Cooler
Dear Life, Every guy should yell “Mortal Combat!” when having sex. Sincerely, Finish Her!
Dear Life, Why hasn’t all of humanity finished evolving? Sincerely, This Man Looks Like a Gorilla
Dear Life, Why do people complain so much? Life is not that bad, so stop bitching. Sincerely, We Don’t Live in Haiti